Why it makes sense to go out NAKED? by 8days

As requested by yijiaren:

HAPPY NUDE YEAR! Or so it seems because of all those naked people turning up in the news recently. Why are Singaporeans suddenly baring themselves?

1) The heat, lor. Ahbuthen?

2) So people won’t notice my lousy hair cut.

3) Now, on the bus, no one will pat my chair after I stand up.

4) No way is that @#$* in HR going to wear the same dress as me again.

5) Let’s see if my colleagues still steal my pens after they see where I keep them.

6) Sorry, kids. I know it’s Flag Day and I’d really like to make a donation, but as you can see, I don’t have any money with me.

7) Anyway, where would I stick your sticker?

8) I’m showing the country I can afford to go to the same tailor as the Emperor.

9) The discipline master told me he wanted to see my ass in school by 7.30 sharp. Okay, sir. Don’t say I never listen.

10) Helps promote our country’s population growth! No? Aiyah.

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